Monthly Archives: February 2009
early bird gets to witness the caravan!
Meet at Super Autobacs in Stanton at approx. 8:00a
just for harry lol
FIT-ment
aweee look at this
JZS147 ARISTO
i was surfing the speedhunters web page looking for VIP examples to show my cousin cuz he wants to do a VIP car as his project since he is getting his license soon and i came upon this beauty. wow this Aristo is hot hot hot! makes me want to build a VIP lexus really bad.
happy news! *UPDATE AS OF FEB 22*
and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep pop pop hope cops don't see me
Slamburglars Handbook
1. If your car is drivable, you’re not low enough.
2. We use pinch welds for parking brakes.
3. Slamburglars don’t get stuck on speed bumps, speed bumps get stuck on Slamburglars.
4. Because its not cool to be high.
5. What’s “out of spec”?
6a. There is no such thing as too low.
6b. There is no such thing as low enough.
7. It’s not so bad being down & out.
8. slamburglars, aka THE FRAME BANG GANG.
9. Doin things, Cuttin springs.
10. Doin work, Scrapin dirt.
11. Slamburglars have their passengers sit in the back left and rub in the front right.
12. Oil pans are scheduled maintenance.
13. Wheel gap is for ///M owners.
14. It’s nice to MEAT you.
15. Innocent until proven GUILTY.
16. Beware of the liftburglars.
17. The home of bad taste and poor geometry.
18. Our nightmares consist of potholes and speed bumps.
19. Like your SAT scores….so low you cant go anywhere.
20. Scraping more pans than the food network.
21. thuggish ruggish tire scrubin.
22. never doubt The Professor.
23. turning heads for all the wrong reasons.
24. Low Ballin and Street Crawlin.
25. If it’s not slammed, what’s the point?
26. perches are for birds, collars are for dogs.
27. aka the pan slam clan
28. SlamBurglars cant light bon fires
29. aka the street chic geeks.
30. LOW LIFE OR NO LIFE
31. Mean cars and Nice kids.
32. aka low-slung neo-rods
33. drifting without style is a soulless pursuit. -harry









